Quiet from
the front.
Funny from
behind.
Oversized, heavyweight tees and hoodies. A small mark over the left chest. The honest sentence on the back, where you never have to perform it to a room.
The rail opens with the first drop.
The lines
Professionally overthinking everything
Hoodie · chest mark “still thinking”
I meant it when I said yes
Tee · chest mark “meant it”
Leaving in a minute, going on an hour
Hoodie · chest mark “in a minute”
Home by nine, relieved by nine-fifteen
Tee · chest mark “by nine”
The format
Every piece is oversized and says nothing from the front except a small line of type over the left chest. The large sentence lives on the back. From behind it is a joke; from the front it is a plain black sweatshirt you can wear to work.
The craft is the writing and the typesetting. Set like a book cover, in a typewriter face, on a heavyweight garment printed for one person at a time. No cartoon fonts, no glitter, and nothing about shining.
Tee $29. Hoodie $55. Shipping included.
Printed to order in the United States, in sizes XS to 2XL. Ships in 5–8 days. Nothing to send back if it arrives wrong: it is remade free.
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