The overthinker sweatshirt
“Professionally overthinking everything”, printed large on the back of an oversized heavyweight hoodie.
Tee $29. Hoodie $55. Shipping included.

The format
There is a particular tiredness that comes from re-reading a message you already sent. We wrote one sentence about it and printed it across the back.
The front says nothing except two small words over the left chest. From behind it is legible across a room, which is the only room-facing part of it.
No affirmation, nothing about shining or showing up as your best self. The brand agrees with the overthinking rather than trying to coach it out.
Other lines
Still thinking about what I said in 2019
Tee · chest mark “2019”
Rehearsing a two-line phone call
Tee · chest mark “rehearsing”
Leaving in a minute, going on an hour
Hoodie · chest mark “in a minute”
Fit and print
Oversized and heavyweight, cut boxy through the body, in sizes XS to 2XL. Take your usual size.
The line is printed 11 × 14 in on the back, in a typewriter face. No glitter, no cracked plastic look.
Hoodie $55, tee $29, United States shipping included. Printed to order and shipped in 5–8 days.
Plainly
- Is the front blank?
- Almost. A small line of type over the left chest reads “still thinking”. Nothing else.
- Does the same line come as a tee?
- Yes, at $29. The hoodie is the heavier garment and the one most people pick.
- Can it be worn to work?
- That is what the format is for. From the front it is a plain dark sweatshirt; the sentence is read by people walking behind you.
The drop list
Nothing can be bought yet. The first drop is being written — leave your email and you’ll see the lines before anyone.