Gifts for introverts
The joke goes on the back, where it never has to be performed. Plain from the front, so it gets worn more than once.
Tee $29. Hoodie $55. Shipping included.
The format
Most gifts for the person who would rather be at home are jokes at their expense. A mug about hating people, a novelty tee in a cartoon font, worn once for a photo.
A Peak Flower piece is the same joke, set like a book cover. From the front it is a plain heavyweight sweatshirt with two words over the left chest. The sentence lives on the back.
That is the whole difference, and it is the only test a gift like this has to pass. It has to be wearable on a Tuesday, at work, by someone who hates being looked at.
Other lines
I meant it when I said yes
Tee · chest mark “meant it”
Home by nine, relieved by nine-fifteen
Tee · chest mark “by nine”
Rehearsing a two-line phone call
Tee · chest mark “rehearsing”
Buying it for someone else
Every piece is oversized, in sizes XS to 2XL. Take their usual size rather than a size up.
Printed to order in the United States and shipped in 5–8 days, so it is not a same-day gift. Order about two weeks ahead.
Because each one is printed for a single person, there are no returns for a change of mind. A misprint, the wrong item or damage is remade free, with nothing to send back.
Plainly
- What makes this different from a slogan tee on Etsy?
- The print is on the back, set in a typewriter face at 11 × 14 in, on a heavyweight garment. The front carries only a small chest mark.
- What does it cost delivered?
- A tee is $29 and a hoodie is $55, with United States shipping included. The number on the page is the number at checkout.
- Is there a gift box or a printed note?
- No. It arrives as one printed garment in a plain mailer, which is how most of them would prefer it.
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