Funny sweatshirts with the words on the back
Every joke here is printed where the wearer does not have to face it into a room.
Tee $29. Hoodie $55. Shipping included.
The format
Almost every funny sweatshirt puts the joke across the chest. That makes the wearer perform it to everyone they meet, whether the room is right for it or not.
We print on the back instead. The front carries a small line of type over the left chest. The large sentence sits between the shoulder blades, 11 × 14 in.
Every image on this site is an illustration, not a photograph. We would rather say that than pass off a mockup as a photo. The print is real; the hanging sweatshirt is drawn.
Other lines
Professionally overthinking everything
Hoodie · chest mark “still thinking”
Physically here, mentally on the couch
Hoodie · chest mark “here-ish”
I was hoping you’d cancel too
Hoodie · chest mark “hoping”
How it is made
Set in a typewriter face and printed to order in the United States, one garment at a time. No stock, no size guessing.
Heavyweight and oversized, XS to 2XL. Tee $29, hoodie $55, with shipping included.
Shipped in 5–8 days. A misprint, the wrong item or damage is remade free, and there is nothing to send back.
Plainly
- Why is the print on the back?
- Because the person wearing it would rather not be looked at. On the back the sentence is read by people walking behind them.
- How large is the print?
- It measures 11 × 14 in, about a sheet and a half of paper, centred between the shoulder blades.
- Is anything printed on the front?
- One small line of type over the left chest, two or three words. The label’s name is never printed on a garment.
The drop list
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